Dear Friends,
The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we
spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on
gasoline it will go to the Middle East. If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and
Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
I've been working hard at doing my part, and I thank you for your
help.
